Week 1 Power Rankings – 2026 Season
Without further ado, I present the Commissioner’s Week 1 Power Rankings:
| Rank | Week 1 |
| 1 |
🏈 ToeDraggSwagg 🏈
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| 2 |
🌵Death by Saguaro🌵
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| 3 | Mr. steal yo Gurley |
| 4 | 💥Mega Powers💥 |
| 5 | Flint Tropics |
| 6 | Project Rebuild |
| 7 | Salsa Dancers |
| 8 | LeDark Horse |
| 9 | Losers |
| 10 | Band of Aces |
| 11 | Dirty Laundry |
| 12 | Mud Dogs |
I know you will disagree with the rankings, but remember, this is meant to generate trash talk! Tune in next week for the Week 2 rankings at the conclusion of Week 1 on Tuesday, September 15, 2026.
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