Week 8 Power Rankings – 2025 Season

Here’s looking forward to the guaranteed wackiness that will befall Extraordinarily Fresh in the Week 8 Bye-Mageddon!

Congrats to Branden for Week 7 high points!

Without further ado, I present the Commissioner’s Week 8 Power Rankings:

Rank	Week 8
1	🌵Death by Saguaro🌵
2	Losers
3	Flint Tropics
4	Django Achaned
5	💥Mega Powers💥
6	🏈 ToeDraggSwagg 🏈
7	No Haters Allowed
8	Dirty Laundry
9	Salsa Dancers
10	Bully Brigade
11	LeDark Horse
12	Mr. steal yo Gurley

I know you will disagree with the rankings, but remember, this is meant to generate trash talk! Tune in next week for the Week 9 rankings at the conclusion of Week 9 on Tuesday, October 28, 2025.

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