Week 5 (RIVALRY WEEK 2) Power Rankings – 2026 Season
Congrats to Brad for Week 4 high points!
Without further ado, I present the Commissioner’s Week 5 Power Rankings:
| Rank | Week 5 |
| 1 | Mr. steal yo Gurley |
| 2 | Flint Tropics |
| 3 |
🏈 ToeDraggSwagg 🏈
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| 4 |
🌵Death by Saguaro🌵
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| 5 | 💥Mega Powers💥 |
| 6 | LeDark Horse |
| 7 | Losers |
| 8 | Salsa Dancers |
| 9 | Band of Aces |
| 10 | Project Rebuild |
| 11 | Dirty Laundry |
| 12 | Mud Dogs |
I know you will disagree with the rankings, but remember, this is meant to generate trash talk! Tune in next week for the Week 6 rankings at the conclusion of Week 5 on Tuesday, October 13, 2026.
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