Week 3 Power Rankings – Analysis

As we dive into Week 3 of the 2025 NFL season, it’s clear that the landscape is shifting rapidly. Chad’s team is showing no signs of slowing down, with his star players delivering consistently high scores. Meanwhile, Ronnie’s team demonstrated impressive resilience despite a tough loss in Week 1. Injuries have shaken up several rosters, most notably for the defending champ, plunging him into the bottom part of the Power Rankings. Despite these challenges, some teams are proving their mettle, while others are struggling to find their footing.

  1. 🌵Death by Saguaro🌵
    Analysis: Chad remains at the pinnacle of our power rankings with an impeccable scoring output–the only blemish being a loss to Brandon in Week 1. In Week 2, he showed that his roster is firing on all cylinders, thanks to a stellar mix of high-scoring running backs and wide receivers. Week 2 saw him dismantle his competition with ease, showcasing his depth and strategic acumen. His team seems to be well-positioned to continue his dominance, making him the clear frontrunner.
  2.   🏈 ToeDraggSwagg 🏈
    Analysis: Toe didn’t need to do much to get the win this week, but he still showed some resilience in his win. With a balanced team and a few key players performing at a high level, he is positioned well for the remainder of the season. If he can maintain his form and perhaps make a few strategic adjustments, he might just gain the top spot.
  3. Toomuchtoolate
    Analysis: Shane has bounced back in a big way this season and continued that in Week 2. Now, he is sitting comfortably in the upper echelon of the rankings. His Week 2 performance was solid, with contributions across all positions. He still has some challenges ahead to push even higher in the rankings.
  4. Dirty Laundry
    Analysis: Brandon’s Week 2 win showcased his potential, but he wasn’t able to crack the top 6 in scoring. His roster, while not as star-studded as some of the other teams, has been surprisingly effective, and his luck might be more about avoiding landmines than actually dodging them. If he can keep this momentum going and avoid major injuries, he could remain a formidable opponent throughout the season.
  5. Django Achaned
    Analysis: Ronnie is showing tremendous signs of the form that makes him an every year contender. Despite a tough Week 1, where he fell short against a formidable opponent, his squad bounced back to get the win in Week 2. He has key players who can turn games around and could bounce back quickly.
  6. 💥Mega Powers💥
    Analysis: Brad had a stellar Week 2, pulling in a comfortable win. Week 2 saw his team showing off some impressive stats, but there are still some concerns with the overall roster and their ability to keep it up. His ability to stay competitive despite these setbacks will speak to the strength of his roster. If he can manage his injuries and keep up his current pace, he’ll likely stay in the hunt for a playoff spot.
  7. Flint Tropics
    Analysis: Branden’s team took a really difficult loss in Week 2, but he climbed in the Power Rankings. He still has a potent offense that can explode on any given week, but his lineup decision-making needs to shore up if he wants to sustain success. If he can balance his offensive fireworks with improved management, he could be a team to watch.
  8.  No Haters Allowed
    Analysis: The Commish continues to face challenges as he remains winless. His Week 2 performance was underwhelming, and he is struggling to find consistency. Underperformances from key players have been major hurdles. He needs a turnaround quickly to salvage his season and avoid falling further behind.
  9.  Salsa Dancers
    Analysis: Roland had a mediocre Week 2, with some bright spots but also significant flaws. Week 2 was filled with missed opportunities and a few too many facepalms. His roster has potential, but he has yet to live up to expectations. He needs to make some adjustments and find a way to capitalize on his strengths or risk becoming a cautionary tale for the league. A few strategic changes could help him climb out of the lower half of the rankings.
  10. Bully Brigade
    Analysis: Robert threw up a pure dud in Week 2, leading to one of the lower scores we have seen in a long time (72.76!). Ultimately, he may find himself struggling to find his rhythm, and he remains in the lower tier of the rankings. He’ll need a significant shift in strategy or luck to turn his season around.
  11.  LeDarkHorse
    Analysis: A.J. got manhandled in Week 2, showing none of the championship form that carried him last year. The team has potential but seems to be suffering from chronic “needs more work” syndrome, especially with some key injuries crippling his lineup. With some elbow grease and perhaps a new strategy, he might find himself less of a wreck and more of a contender.
  12.  Mr. steal yo Gurley
    Analysis: Simon is still winless and facing a tough season ahead. His performance in Week 2 was marked by a lack of cohesion and continued underperformance, and he continues to experience a bleak season. He’s still winless, and key injuries and bad luck have conspired to create a perfect storm of mediocrity. If he doesn’t make some drastic changes soon, his season will continue to be a “how not to play fantasy football” lesson for the ages.